Location: London, UK COVID-19 / Coronavirus Outbreak Lockdown A short & silly play, written to a rule, in 26 lines Brian: Actually Graham, I think you’ll find I was here first Graham: Brian, c’mon man, I’ve never seen one in real life Brian: Can’t see why that’s my problem. You should have got up earlier Graham: Don’t start with that again Brian: Exactly a year ago I think it was… Graham: For fuck’s sake… Brian: Got up, drove to you, waited for 45 minutes until you finally appeared Graham: Here we go… Brian: I had coffee, warm toasted bagels- Graham: Just trying to make me feel worse aren’t you? Brian: Kronuts, those half doughnut half croissant things Graham: Look I said I was sorry Brian: Maybe I don’t believe you Graham: No? Why? Brian: Oh I don’t know, because when we finally got there you told everyone I drove slowly and that's why we wer...